User:Romanoff Blitzer/The Nameless Guide/Some very obvious tips in deck building and dueling

Now after introducing all of the cards, the department of gaming safety is going to tell you some really obvious tips when it comes to deckbuilding. Most of the time if you would listen to the seasoned editors in this wiki, this is very obvious, but for those who don't...listen closely or you will make a fool out of yourself.

Overall

 * Please for fuck's sake STOP PLAYING THE ENGLISH GAME, ALSO KNOWN AS TCG. It is stagant and literally ran over by endless copies of Bombazar, Dragon of Destiny that there is no way to rescue it. Learn rulings from this wiki and play the Japanese game, which has FAR MORE cards and is still updating. Learning takes time, but it will be worth the effort.

Deck Building

 * Please NEVER EVER use anime/manga character decks. They plain do not work and it is for very obvious reasons because they defy regular deck building logic and often contain crap cards that are virtually useless. for example, do not try to use Burning Power to power up Evol Dogiragon to destroy all of the opponent's creatures like Yesman did to Infinite Ingmar, the Mobile Spirit. Don't use Arosauro, Twin Attack to Invade into Warashibabe, Super Mirage. Don't build a deck around Death the Lost, Demon Revolution. You will quickly realize these decks do not work and you will be ran over by the meta decks out there because they are far superior over character decks.
 * Do not build a deck when you are drunk or on drugs, or when you are not conscious (e.g. when you are feeling sleepy). Chances are you won't be able to build a coherent deck and you will often pick the wrong cards. Or you cannot think much and simply put a bunch of anti-synergy cards (Such as Supernova Apollonus Dragerion, Dorballom, Lord of Demons and Kaiser "Blade Demon", Zenith of "Certain Victory") in the same deck.
 * Do not build a deck blindfolded. Building a deck blindfolded is NOT a challenge; it is a one-way recipe for disaster. Your eyes are your main tools for deck building and if you build a deck blindfolded, you cannot build anything coherent at all, trust me. You DO NOT have a sixth sense.
 * Do not build a deck with your pet (Like your cat or dog). They are NOT humans and cannot build a deck for you because they don't have the intellegence to talk and don't understand words, lest be BUILDING A DECK. Also, they cannot operate a mouse.
 * And seriously, learn how the game works so you won't pack Dorballom, Lord of Demons. Alphadios, Lord of Spirits and Beethoven, Zenith of "Horror" in one deck and get owned by a Gatling rush ran by a beginner.

Dueling

 * If you are not conscious, such as being sleepy, drunk, on drugs or in a pissed off mood, PLEASE, DON'T DUEL! You risk doing all the wrong decisons and might lose all your respect in the community depending of what kind of shit you are into. (More serious stuff include spamming the chat boards, outright attacking other duelists, ignoring rulings and simply spamming everything from the mana zone or graveyard ignoring rules and logic).
 * Please never insult your opponent unless he is very irresponsible or stupid. Your typical, seasoned duelist in TCO or Dmvault requires some respect. the only exceptions is when he does stuff that you won't do against him; feel free to give him a beating if it happens.
 * NEVER use Hof0 strategies unless when permitted, unless you like to troll the site. And if you do, don't make it private and let your opponent see what you are doing. Unless if you want to annoy the hell out of somebody, that is.
 * Don't duel blindfolded. Just like deck building, it is not a challenge but a recipe for disaster.
 * Do not duel with a broken mouse or keyboard or you will risk annoying yourself and other players.
 * For the same reason, please, DON'T duel on the phone!
 * Don't duel with a bad connection or you will risk annoying your opponent. I mean, please don't.....
 * And finally, the recipe for trouble is lack of common sense.